1. i-hate-the-beach:

good morning people :* (if you post it, it would be awesome if you include gvldenbabe.tumblr.com - thanks! :)
Wow wowow. Wow. Fuck. Thank-you!

    i-hate-the-beach:

    good morning people :* (if you post it, it would be awesome if you include gvldenbabe.tumblr.com - thanks! :)

    Wow wowow. Wow. Fuck. Thank-you!

  2. (Source: sexbooksandvacations)

  3. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

  4. beawilderment:

    he’s making it hop

    this is the only thing I care about

    (Source: -everdeen)

  5. narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

  6. h-g-g:

Fuck.meeeeee

    h-g-g:

    Fuck.meeeeee

  7. heygraciela:

    this is the gayest show ever and i love it

  8. (Source: reallifemermaid)

  9. lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

    lovesexdevotion:

    That was so beautiful

    (Source: johto-jordan)

  10. (Source: zvz.ro#http)

  11. (Source: headless-heartless)

  12. (Source: nachob0obs)

  13. lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

    lolsofunny:

    ladderboss:

    wtf kind of turtle is that

    science of tumblr can you please explain this

    (Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay)

  14. G

    (Source: reginaa-phalange)